AISubs v3.7
- How's it going, guys? - Youtube!
- I'm Toshimitsu. - I'm Yamamoto.
- I'm Shime. - Right now,
a professional rugby player is holding the camera for us,
but we drop things like cell phones, don't we?
- Well... - It has nothing to do with rugby players, but...
If you drop your iPhone, it breaks right away.
So...
Ah!
I want to show you how to take it out at the moment of "Ah!"
This time, we're going to have a rugby player put his iPhone on this rugby ball,
kick it super high,
take it out, and try not to drop your iPhone like this...
That's scary!
- We're going to practice that. - That's scary!
Normal people don't do it, but you're a professional, right?
- You're stupid! - You're stupid!
I thought you'd kick it lightly, but you couldn't see it!
- So we won't drop it. - Okay.
- Let's take it out properly. - Okay.
- Let's practice first. - Let's go!
Go ahead.
Ah!
High, high, high!
Hi, buddy!
- You got it! - That was a perfect out.
Is this possible?
Oh, nice!
Nice kick!
Catch up!
- Oh! - Ah!
- But if you shock cut it like that... - That's safe, right?
It won't break, right?
Oh!
Ah, I'm sorry!
- Ah! - Ah, that's sharp!
Well, I'm from Gaia.
I'd like you to take it out for baseball.
- Help... - Ouch!
- You're mean! - What's with you?!
You're not taking it out at all!
Ahhhh!
What?!
It's like you don't know where you landed.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it for real.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
Let's do it for real!
- I'll start with Ryo's phone. - Oh, no!
Wait a minute...
- Maybe my iPhone will fly properly? - Maybe this one will.
- Yes, I'm using a hidden camera now. - Wait, I'm so anxious!
- It's okay, it's okay! - It's okay?!
- It's okay, it's okay! - Go, go, go!
Ah...
- Ahaha! - Ahaha!
- Hey! - Ahaha!
- Ahaha!
You're so dirty!
- Okay, Ryo's challenge! - Go!
- Scary! - Go for it!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Ahaha!
- My phone and my wallet! - You bastard!
You're so mean!
- Eh, you're not injured! - You're alright!
- I'm alright... - Ryuho, successful!
Oh, you can't tell me anything...
- Can I take off the case for now? - Just for now, just for now...
- It might break, just for now...
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! - Just for now...
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! - Hurry up! - What!?
I got it!
I'm using a really expensive protective film, so I don't think it will break.
What are you breaking?
I'm not confident anymore because you told me to put on a glass protective film.
You just said it, but you're breaking it.
Next is Mushi-san!
Mushi-san's challenge!
Please!
Wow!
This is bad!
This will work!
Wow, that's nice!
Ah! But it's not broken!
Ah! Safe! Thank goodness!
My knees are really hurting, but my iPhone will definitely be on my knees.
The iPhone is thin!
Eh, isn't the iPhone thin?
I'm really worried about this.
Eh, isn't the iPhone thin?
Well then, Toshin's challenge! Please!
It's up!
Ah!
Oh!
Your YouTube jacket is...
YouTube!
Your high-heeled denim...
Your high-heeled denim matches your phone!
I'm filming you!
This is already broken.
It doesn't matter.
I'm not filming your back up either!
Well then, Imemaru's challenge! Please!
Ah!
Wow, you're kidding me!
Ah!
Wow, you're kidding me!
I didn't make it!
I'm alive!
I did it!
I didn't make it!
I'm alive!
I did it!
I succeeded!
It's like you can go now.
I'm pretty low right now.
Right?
Please!
I did it!
Wow, that's a good ball!
I'm so happy for you!
I knew it!
I knew it wouldn't break, so I kicked my own ball first.
It doesn't make sense if you do it yourself!
I hate myself!
I can't do it myself!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
He went to the bathroom.
He went to the bathroom here.
That's crazy.
He doesn't have a cell phone.
He went to the bathroom.
How many shots?
Not even one shot, but half a shot.
Hurry up and die!
Set complete!
My face was so yellow that I couldn't hear you.
It was yellow and yellow.
It's probably weed in the morning.
I don't drink weed.
It's vitamin.
I don't drink it.
That was crazy!
Okay, last one!
Massage scene, please!
Let's do it!
That's crazy!
I can't do it!
It stopped!
The recording stopped!
The recording didn't stop!
You're kidding me!
Hey!